Pissing in your ear

A six year old boy rushed up to his mother, all out of breath.

"I found a dead cat in the yard!" he exclaimed.

"Are you sure it wasn't just sleeping?" his mother offered.

"No, he was dead; I pissed in his ear and he didn't move at all."

"You pissed in its ear??" his mother asked, somewhat horrified.

"Sure," said the boy. "You know; I leaned over, got real close to his ear, and said, 'PSSSSST!'

We make so many wrong assumptions.

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